Premium Crap Zipper Puffer Coat

Ready to make a statement that winter never saw coming? Embrace the bold, the ridiculous, and the fluff-tastic with the Premium Crap Zipper Puffer Coat. It's not just a coat – it's an experience, a chuckle, and possibly a cry for help. Secure yours and gear up to become the legend of the snowball fight – or just that weird neighbor everyone talks about!

Crappy Features:
❄️ Overheat-On-Demand Thermal Technology
🌨️ Random Snow Pocket Inclusions
🧥 Perfectly Misplaced Zippers for Added Drama

Product Description:
Fabric: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 26.5 oz/yd² (900 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Thicken

Fabric Stretch: Non-stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL		5XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	48.0	122	51.2	130	52.8	134	54.3	138	55.9	142	57.5	146	59.1	150
Length	28.9	73.5	29.3	74.5	29.7	75.5	30.1	76.5	30.5	77.5	30.9	78.5	31.3	79.5
Shoulder	24.2	61.5	24.6	62.5	25.2	64	25.6	65	26.0	66	26.8	68	27.2	69
Sleeve length	21.3	54	21.7	55	22.0	56	22.4	57	22.8	58	23.2	59	23.6	60