Premium Crap Velvety Victory Vibe

Get ready to stride with pride, cause double takes, and give couture a run for its money with the Premium Crap Velvety Victory Vibe. When you want to make a statement that screams, "I woke up like this, and this is what I chose," these pants are your ticket. Strap on this legendary legwear and be prepared to become the topic of every conversation – especially those peppered with giggles and guffaws!

Crappy Features:
👖 Slip-Slide Ankle Adventures
🦆 Audacious Squeak-Every-Step Sound System
💨 Breathtakingly Breezy Seat Drafts

Product Description:
Fabric: 95% Polyester 5% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 7.4 oz/yd² (250 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: Medium stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	40.9	104	41.3	105	41.9	106.51	42.5	108.02	43.1	109.53	43.7	111.04	44.3	112.55
Waist	24.4	62	26.0	66	28.3	72	30.7	78	33.1	84	35.4	90	37.8	96
Hip	33.1	84	34.6	88	37.0	94	39.4	100	41.7	106	44.1	112	46.5	118

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