Premium Crap Streetwear Crossbody Backpack

This backpack might be crap, but it sure knows how to hold your stuff! With its bottomless pit of a main compartment, you can fit everything from your keys (to lose and find again) to that half-eaten sandwich you swore you'd finish later. Say goodbye to your organized life and hello to the chaos - in style!

Crappy Features:
📦 Crap-Tastic Storage Capacity!
🙌 Sturdy Crap-Resistant Exterior!
🌬️ Fart-Resistant Technology!

Product Details:
Fabric: 100% Polyester

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash
Do not bleach
Air dry.