Premium Crap Flare Dress

Dive into the world of couture with the Premium Crap Flare Dress – because who said elegance couldn't come with a sprinkle of shenanigans? This all-over print flare dress is the epitome of head-turning style that's sure to make you the most memorable dancer at every soirée. So, strut your stuff with pride and give everyone a reason to chuckle, chuckle, and chuckle some more!

Crappy Features:
🌀 Dizzying "Where-Am-I" Print Patterns
🎶 Musical Fart Accents With Every Twirl
👗 Delightfully Delicate “Drop Before You Plop” Hemline

Product Description:

Fabric: 92% Polyester, 8% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Fabric Stretch: High stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	27.4	69.5	28.9	73.5	30.9	78.5	32.9	83.5	34.8	88.5	36.8	93.5	38.8	98.5
Length	27.1	68.92	27.6	70	28.2	71.54	28.8	73.08	29.4	74.62	30.0	76.16	30.6	77.7
Waist	23.6	60	25.2	64	27.2	69	29.1	74	31.1	79	33.1	84	35.0	89