Premium Crap Desk Oasis Mat

Elevate your workspace with the Premium Crap Desk Oasis Mat, the ultimate addition to your "home office" (or wherever you pretend to be productive). This mat redefines the concept of a productive workspace, blurring the lines between work and leisure like never before.

Crappy Features:
🏝️ Oasis of Distraction
🌴 Keyboard Quick-Sand
🎉 Productivity Paradox

Product Description:
4 mm thick neoprene
Anti-slip backing

Note:
Size variance +/- 1''
Full print
Multifunctional use