Premium Crap Cotton Track Shorts

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and feast your eyes on the Premium Crap Cotton Track Shorts! Be the star of every event (or at least the one everyone's whispering about) as you flaunt your "impeccable" taste in these show-stopping shorts. Perfect for those who love to stand out – and sit down in comfort.

Crappy Features:
🍑 Rearview "Peek-a-Boo" Patches
🔥 Sizzle-When-You-Sweat Fabric
🚶‍♂️ Bewilderingly Bunched Seams

Product Description:
Fabric: 100% Cotton

Fabric Weight: 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	20.1	51	20.5	52	20.9	53	21.3	54	21.7	55	22.0	56	22.4	57
Waist	26.8	68	28.3	72	30.7	78	33.1	84	35.4	90	37.8	96	40.2	102
Hip	40.6	103	42.1	107	44.5	113	46.9	119	49.2	125	51.6	131	53.9	137