Crappy Birthday Swish 'N Swoon Sweep

Dive into the world of sartorial satire and whimsical wonder with the Crappy Birthday Swish 'N Swoon Sweep. It's not just a skirt, it's a comedic adventure draped gracefully (sort of) around your waist. Embrace the glory of looking fabulous while giving everyone a good chuckle.

Crappy Features:
🌀 Dynamic Trip-Up Trails
🌬️ Whoosh Whirlwind Tech
🎨 Mismatch Majesty

Product Description:
Fabric: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 3.2 oz/yd² (110 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Thin

Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	XS		S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	30.7	78	31.1	79	31.5	80	32.1	81.5	32.7	83	33.3	84.5	33.9	86	34.4	87.5
Waist	24.4	62	25.6	65	26.8	68	28.3	72	29.9	76	31.5	80	33.1	84	34.6	88