Crappy Birthday Splash 'N Dash Diver

Dive into the world of ultimate aquatic absurdity with the Crappy Birthday Splash 'N Dash Diver. It's not just a swimwear; it's a statement! Dare to be different, and dive into conversations as the most memorable swimmer at the beach. Who needs grace when you've got guts?

Crappy Features:
💦 Puddle-Poof Water Repellant
🐳 Whale-Scaring Silhouette Enhancers
🌊 Mystery Patch Pockets

Fabric: 86% Polyester, 14% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: High stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	28.0	71	28.7	73	29.5	75	30.3	77	31.1	79
Waist	27.0	68.5	28.9	73.5	31.9	81	35.0	89	40.9	104
Bust	28.3	72	30.3	77	32.3	82	34.3	87	36.2	92
Hip	31.5	80	33.5	85	35.4	90	37.4	95	39.4	100