Crappy Birthday Hug-the-Figure Finesse

Slide into the spotlight with the Crappy Birthday Hug-the-Figure Finesse. This isn't just a dress; it's a conversation starter, an ice breaker, and your ticket to the comedic hall of fame. When it's more about the laughs than the looks, this is the fashion statement you've been waiting for!

Crappy Features:
🐫 Camel-Uncomfortable Seamless Design
💧 Ultra-Absorbent Spill Highlighter Material
🌀 Virtuoso Vortex Print - Watch people get lost trying to figure it out!

Product Description:
Fabric: 100% Cotton-like Polyester

Fabric Weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	30.5	77.5	32.1	81.5	34.4	87.5	36.8	93.5	39.2	99.5	41.5	105.5	43.9	111.5
Length	36.2	92	36.6	93	37.2	94.5	37.8	96	38.4	97.5	39.0	99	39.6	100.5
Waist	25.2	64	26.8	68	29.1	74	31.5	80	33.9	86	36.2	92	38.6	98