Crappy Birthday Hug-Her-Highness Top

Elevate your fashion game to unparalleled heights of hilarity with the Crappy Birthday Hug-Her-Highness Top. This top promises not just head turns, but outright giggles, chuckles, and questionable glances from every corner. Why fit in when you can stand out in the most comedic way possible? Sport this and be prepared for your fashion sense (or lack thereof) to become legendary!

Crappy Features:
👑 Royal Discomfort Foam Pads
🎈 Unplanned Peek-a-Boo Print Placement
💅 Nail-snag Nirvana Material

Product Description:
Fabric: 100% Cotton-like Polyester

Fabric Weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	XS		S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	29.5	75	31.1	79	32.7	83	35.0	89	37.4	95	39.8	101	42.1	107	44.5	113
Length	15.9	40.5	16.3	41.5	16.7	42.5	17.3	44	17.9	45.5	18.5	47	19.1	48.5	19.7	50