A Piece Of Crap Squeeze 'N Tease

Step out, stand out, and straddle the fine line between ludicrous and legendary with the A Piece Of Crap Squeeze 'N Tease Tease. This dress isn't just a statement – it's a whole dramatic monologue! Gear up to captivate, confound, and cause a commotion wherever you sashay. Because who doesn't want to be the center of hilarity every now and then?

Crappy Features:
🍋 Pucker Up! Sour Splash Fabric
🌀 Dizzying Disco-Distortion Design
👗 Deliberately Dangling Threads

Product Description:
Fabric: 100% Cotton-like Polyester

Fabric Weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	33.3	84.5	33.7	85.5	34.5	87.6	35.3	89.7	36.1	91.7	36.9	93.8	37.7	95.8
Waist	26.0	66	27.6	70	29.9	76	32.3	82	34.6	88	37.0	94	39.4	100
Bust	29.1	74	30.7	78	33.1	84	35.4	90	37.8	96	40.2	102	42.5	108