A Piece Of Crap Split 'N Sit Sporties

Prepare to experience the ultimate in cheeky athleticism with our A Piece Of Crap Split 'N Sit Sporties! These sport shorts are the epitome of absurdity, guaranteeing you laughter, double takes, and a touch of eccentricity every time you wear them. Get ready to sport the most ridiculous look on the track – or wherever you decide to show off your unique style!

Crappy Features:
🪑 Innovative Split 'N Sit Design – Because Who Needs Full Shorts?
🍑 Cheeky Cheek-Air Ventilation System
🕺 Extra-Sticky Grip Technology for That 'Stay Put' Feeling

Product Description:
Fabric: 90% Polyester, 10% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: High stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.