A Piece Of Crap Sand 'N Stand Showoffs

Get ready to strut your stuff on the beach and become the unforgettable sensation of the season with our A Piece Of Crap Sand 'N Stand Showoffs! It's not just beach shorts, it's a whole new way to say, "Hey, I've got a sense of humor... and some questionable fashion choices."

Crappy Features:
🏖️ Sand-Magnet Mesh Pockets
🔥 Sun-Blister Reflective Patterns
🦵 Breezy Booty Ventilation Design

Product Description:
Fabric: 100% Polyester

Fabric Weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (130 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Thin

Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	20.5	52	20.9	53	21.3	54	21.7	55	22.0	56	22.4	57	22.8	58
Waist	26.8	68	28.3	72	30.7	78	33.1	84	35.4	90	37.8	96	40.2	102
Hip	44.1	112	45.7	116	48.0	122	50.4	128	52.8	134	55.1	140	57.5	146