A Piece Of Crap Mini Crossbody Bag

Our Mini Crossbody Bag is crafted from top-quality "crap-leather" (don't ask us where we source it), making it the most poo-fectly stylish bag you'll ever own. With a comically minuscule size, it's the ideal way to carry your essentials while turning heads and raising eyebrows. Plus, it's small enough to sneak a chocolate truffle or two – just tell everyone it's a "premium snack pocket."

Crappy Features:
🕳️ Endless Storage... Kinda
💪 Crap-Proof Durability
🎉 Space for Essentials...and Not-So-Essentials

Product Details:
Fabric: 100% Polyester

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Do not bleach; Air dry.