A Piece Of Crap Middle-Ground Glam Gown

Step into the spotlight with the Premium Crap Middle-Ground Glam Gown. The attire that guarantees you'll be remembered, chuckled about, and maybe even affectionately mocked. It's the dress of choice for those who dare to stand out – and not always for the right reasons!

Crappy Features:
🤔 "Almost Stylish" Color Mismatching
🦆 Questionable Quack-Pockets
💃 Slightly Skewed Hemlines

Fabric: 100% Cotton-like Polyester

Fabric Weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.