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A Piece Of Crap Athletic Bikini Set

A Piece Of Crap Athletic Bikini Set

Regular price $69.04 USD
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You might be wondering, "What's so premium about crap?" Well, let us tell you, it's all about the comfort! Our bikini is so comfy, you'll feel like you're lounging on a cloud made of marshmallows – if marshmallows were really, really soft crap. You'll be the envy of the beach as you strut your stuff in the most comfortable crap you've ever worn!

Crappy Features:
🧽 Instant Absorption Technology
🧲 UV Ray Magnet
🔉 Soundproof Bottoms

Product Description:
Material: 82% microfiber polyester, 18% spandex
Durable and stretchy fabric (7.5 oz /yd² (250 g/m²))
Comes in a set of bottom and padded top bikini parts
Sewn in size and care label
Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Size Chart XS S M L XL
Bust width, cm 43.81 46.36 48.90 51.44 53.98
Under-bust width, cm 35.56 - 39.37 38.10 - 41.91 40.64 - 44.45 43.18 - 46.99 45.72 - 49.53
Waist width, cm 32.39 34.93 37.46 40.01 42.55
Hips width, cm 46.36 48.90 51.44 53.98 56.52

 

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