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Premium Crap WorkoutWit Shorts - Crusta
Premium Crap WorkoutWit Shorts - Crusta
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Tired of trying to sculpt that perfect posterior? Look no further! Our Premium Crap WorkoutWit Shorts come equipped with our state-of-the-art Bootylicious Bubble Enhancer. It's like having two helium balloons strapped to your derriere, giving you that enviable Kim Kardashian lift. Watch heads turn as you wobble your way through squats, giving everyone a reason to say, "Butt, seriously, those shorts are a gas!"
Crappy Features:
🍑 Bootylicious Bubble Enhancer
🔊 Inexplicably Loud Velcro Pockets
💦 Anti-Moisture Wannabe Technology
Product Description:
Material: 100% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz /yd² (290 g/m²))
Printed-in size and care label
Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
| Size Chart | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist width, cm | 30.48 - 33.02 | 35.56 - 38.10 | 38.10 - 40.64 | 43.18 - 45.72 | 45.72 - 48.26 |
| Hips width, cm | 40.64 | 44.45 | 48.26 | 53.34 | 57.15 |
| Inseam length, cm | 33.02 | 35.05 | 36.58 | 38.86 | 44.20 |
