Premium Crap Women's Tank Dress

Prepare to sway, stumble, and swoon as you embrace the utterly unforgettable Premium Crap Simple Swoon Swing. Experience an outfit that promises more than just glances – you're in for some giggles too. Be the sensation of every gathering, even if it's just because everyone's wondering... "What on Earth?!"

Crappy Features:
🌀 Vertigo-Inducing Patterns
🦢 Awkward Flap-Fly Hemline
🎨 Mismatched Color Collision Technology

Fabric: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: High stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	48.2	122.5	48.8	124	49.4	125.5	50.0	127	50.6	128.5	51.2	130	51.8	131.5
Waist	28.3	72	29.9	76	32.3	82	34.6	88	37.0	94	39.4	100	41.7	106
Bust	31.5	80	33.1	84	35.4	90	37.8	96	40.2	102	42.5	108	44.9	114