Premium Crap II Women's Long Sleeve V-neck Shirt

Imagine late-night porch sessions where a scruffy dog plucks an off-kilter tune while everyone laughs until their sides hurt. This long-sleeve V-neck carries that same easy, goofy energy — a soft, featherlight layer printed edge-to-edge with a cheeky canine and bold, tongue-in-cheek lettering. It feels like wearing a joke from a friend who knows your sense of humor: casual, slightly absurd, and completely comfortable. Slip it on for open-mic nights, road trips with the windows down, or backyard hangs where the playlist is half covers and half nonsense. The V-neck and drapey cut move with you, and the playful artwork starts conversations before you even say a word.

Product features
- Feather-light knit: 95% polyester, 5% spandex for soft stretch and breathability
- Durable finish: double-needle stitching at sleeves, neck, and hem
- Care & size info printed on inside collar for a clean neckline
- Lightweight fabric weight (5.6 oz/yd²) — great layered or solo
- Assembled in the USA using globally sourced parts with matched seam thread

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)

Size Guide	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Chest width, cm	39.40 - 41.90	43.20 - 44.50	45.70 - 47.00	49.50 - 52.10	53.30 - 54.60	57.20 - 58.40	59.70 - 62.20	66.00 - 68.60
Waist width, cm	30.50 - 31.80	33.00 - 34.30	36.80 - 38.10	39.40 - 40.60	43.20 - 44.50	47.00 - 48.30	52.10 - 54.60	55.90 - 59.70
Length, cm	64.50	66.00	68.10	69.90	71.40	73.20	74.40	75.40
Sleeve length, cm	62.00	62.20	63.00	64.00	64.30	64.80	64.80	65.80