Premium Crap Women's High Neck Top

Prepare for a wave of perplexed glances and unstoppable giggles as you flaunt the Premium Crap Women's High Neck Top. When regular fashion feels too mainstream, and you're itching (literally) to stand out, this is your go-to gear. Why be a page in the fashion book when you can be the unexpected bookmark?

Crappy Features:
🍦 Meltdown-in-the-Sun Adhesive (because who doesn’t love a sticky chin?)
🦙 Mysteriously Sourced Llama Fur Lining
🎨 "Oops-I-Spilled" Accidental Art Designs

Fabric: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: High stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	28.7	73	30.3	77	32.7	83	35.0	89	37.4	95	39.8	101	42.1	107
Length	22.2	56.5	22.6	57.5	23.2	59	23.8	60.5	24.4	62	25.0	63.5	25.6	65
Shoulder	14.0	35.5	14.4	36.5	15.0	38	15.6	39.5	16.1	41	16.7	42.5	17.3	44
Sleeve length	22.6	57.5	23.0	58.5	23.6	60	24.2	61.5	24.8	63	25.4	64.5	26.0	66