Premium Crap Short Sophistication

Ever wished your clothing could respond to your mood? Say hello to the Laughter-Activated Elegance feature! These shorts are equipped with cutting-edge laugh sensors. The more you chuckle, the more sophisticated they become. Imagine attending a comedy show – with every giggle, your shorts transform into a tuxedo! Now, that's what we call fashion evolution!

Crappy Features:
🤣 Laughter-Activated Elegance
🧶 Quantum Absurdity Threads
👜 Pockets of Infinite Silliness

Product Description:
Material: 95% moisture-wicking polyester, 5% spandex
Brushed faux suede finish
White thread color
Printed-in size and care label
Skinny fit