Premium Crap QuenchMaster

Tired of plain old water that tastes like... well, water? Say hello to the Crap QuenchMaster's patented Cyclone Technology, capable of transforming your boring H2O into a whirlwind of flavor! With a simple twist of the nozzle, you can choose from exotic options like "Goblin Goo," "Unicorn Tears," or "Mystery Elixir" – and trust us, you won't find these in your average grocery store. Your taste buds will go on a wild adventure, and your friends will wonder if you've become a water wizard!

Crappy Features:
🌪️ "Water You Thinking?" Cyclone Technology
🤖 Hydrate and Hilarate AI Assistant
🥤 Crazy Straw 2.0 Sipper

Product Description:
Twist-on lid
Double-wall stainless steel construction
Available in three sizes: 12oz (0.35 l), 18oz (0.53 l) and 32oz (0.95l)