Premium Crap Pull 'N Prance Pants

Strut your stuff and embrace the absurd with the Premium Crap Pull 'N Prance Pants. Whether you're looking to steal the spotlight or just want some pants that scream "Why?", these are the joggers for you. Warning: side effects may include uncontrollable giggling from onlookers and frequent double-takes.

Crappy Features:
🍑 Embrace the Breeze Booty Ventilation
🎈 Inflate-A-Leg Technology for Puffed Up Pride
👖 Random Pocket Placement – Finders Keepers!

Fabric: 100% Polyester

Fabric Weight: 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
cm	cm		cm		cm		cm		cm		cm		cm
Length	99.00		100.00		101.50		103.00		104.50		106.00		107.50
Waist	68-106		72-110		78-116		84-122		90-128		96-134		102-140
Hip	108.00		112.00		118.00		124.00		130.00		136.00		142.00