Premium Crap Pillow Case

Tired of those midnight ice cream binges that turn your pillow into a Jackson Pollock masterpiece of chocolate swirls? Fear not, our Premium Crap Pillow Case is here to save the day! Crafted from space-age, stain-resistant fabric that's tougher than a rhino's hide, it laughs in the face of spilled spaghetti sauce and rogue sneezes. Say goodbye to those mysterious "artistic" stains that were once the hallmark of your bedding!

Crappy Features:
💩 Mess-terpiece Protection
🤗 Ultimate Comfort
💖 Hug Me, I'm Huggable

Product Description:
Double sided print
Concealed zipper
Pillow not included
Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"