Premium Crap Middle-Ground Glam Gown

Step into the spotlight with the Premium Crap Middle-Ground Glam Gown. The attire that guarantees you'll be remembered, chuckled about, and maybe even affectionately mocked. It's the dress of choice for those who dare to stand out – and not always for the right reasons!

Crappy Features:
🤔 "Almost Stylish" Color Mismatching
🦆 Questionable Quack-Pockets
💃 Slightly Skewed Hemlines

Fabric: 100% Cotton-like Polyester

Fabric Weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	29.5	75	31.1	79	33.5	85	35.8	91	38.2	97	40.6	103	42.9	109
Length	44.1	112	44.5	113	45.3	115	46.1	117	46.9	119	47.6	121	48.4	123
Waist	25.2	64	26.8	68	29.1	74	31.5	80	33.9	86	36.2	92	38.6	98

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