Premium Crap Kiddo Slides

Our Premium Crap Kiddo Slides come equipped with the latest and greatest in slip 'n slide technology! With every step, your kid will feel like they're gliding on banana peels (minus the mess). Whether they're running, skipping, or moonwalking, these slides will turn any ordinary stroll into a hilarious adventure. Just be prepared for a lot of "Whoa, Mom/Dad, did you see that?!" moments!.

Crappy Features:
🤯 Ultimate Slip 'n Slide Technology
🍌 Toe-Tickling Tickler Straps
🦄 Unicorn Poop-Proof Technology

Product Details:
Material: polyurethane (PU) outsoles / polyester & neoprene straps
Printed strap surface
*Straps are NOT removable