Premium Crap Bro's Comfy Chaos Coat

Step out in style and surprise, and embrace the chaos of fashion with the Premium Crap Bro's Comfy Chaos Coat. With this coat, you won't just be making a statement – you'll be starting a revolution... of hysterics!

Crappy Features:
🌪️ Whirlwind Wrinkle Design: Why iron when you can look like you survived a tornado?
🔥 Spontaneous Pocket Pits: Ever wondered where that pocket change went? Now you know!
🎨 Mystery Stain Motif: Is it coffee? Is it paint? Keep them guessing!

Fabric: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (130 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	M		L		XL		2XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	42.5	108	44.9	114	47.2	120	49.6	126
Length	27.6	70	28.3	72	29.1	74	29.9	76
Shoulder	17.3	44	18.1	46	18.9	48	19.7	50
Sleeve length	24.4	62	25.0	63.5	25.6	65	26.2	66.5

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