Premium Crap Bath Mat

Our Premium Crap Bath Mat boasts the impressive ability to absorb moisture faster than you can say "Oops!" Whether you've had a bathroom mishap or just stepped out of the shower, this mat will leave your bathroom floor drier than your sense of humor after a dad joke marathon!

Crappy Features:
💥 Explosive Absorption
💪 Super Durability
🕺 Anti-Slip Magic for the Wobbly Moments

Product Description:
100% Microfiber
Binding around the edges
Note:
- Pre-constructed item
- Size variance: 24" × 17" +/- 0.75"; 34" × 21" +/- 1"