Premium Crap II Basketball Shorts

A playful pair of basketball shorts that bring a wink of humor to game day and down time. The design centers on a quirky dog strumming a guitar with bold, irreverent "Premium Crap" text—funny without being mean. They feel light and agile on the court, and their quick-dry, moisture-wicking polyester keeps movement easy and sweat at bay. The soft elastic waistband and interior drawstring hold a confident fit while the extra-light fabric lets air move freely. These shorts work for loud pickup games, backyard barbecues, and lazy afternoons when you want to wear something that sparks a laugh and starts conversations. The sewn-in sizing and care details keep things simple, and the neutral seam thread blends cleanly with the artwork. For people who love to move, joke, and stand out just enough, these shorts bring comfort and character in equal measure.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% moisture-wicking polyester for fast drying and breathability
- Soft elastic waistband with interior drawstring for adjustable comfort
- Extra-light fabric (4 oz/yd²) that enables free movement
- No pockets and clean sew lines with thread color matched to the design
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; size/care printed inside waistband

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)