Premium Crap Backpack

Wave farewell to ordinary backpacks because we've elevated the art of baffling baggage with our Premium Crap Backpack It's a backpack like no other – the ultimate head-scratcher for all your travel needs.

Crappy Features:
🎒 Enigmatic Expansion
🔍 Hidden Pockets of Mystery
🌀 Quantum Comfort Technology

Product Description:
100% polyester
Lightweight and waterproof
Adjustable shoulder straps

Note:
Size variance +/- 0.5"
Dashed lines used in the cut & sew process may be visible in the front pocket's interior