Crappy Birthday WorkoutWit Shorts - Green
Crappy Birthday WorkoutWit Shorts - Green
Tired of trying to sculpt that perfect posterior? Look no further! Our Crappy Birthday WorkoutWit Shorts come equipped with our state-of-the-art Bootylicious Bubble Enhancer. It's like having two helium balloons strapped to your derriere, giving you that enviable Kim Kardashian lift. Watch heads turn as you wobble your way through squats, giving everyone a reason to say, "Butt, seriously, those shorts are a gas!"
Crappy Features:
🍑 Bootylicious Bubble Enhancer
🔊 Inexplicably Loud Velcro Pockets
💦 Anti-Moisture Wannabe Technology
Product Description:
Material: 100% polyester
Medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz /yd² (290 g/m²))
Printed-in size and care label
Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Size Chart | XS | S | M | L | XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Waist width, cm | 30.48 - 33.02 | 35.56 - 38.10 | 38.10 - 40.64 | 43.18 - 45.72 | 45.72 - 48.26 |
Hips width, cm | 40.64 | 44.45 | 48.26 | 53.34 | 57.15 |
Inseam length, cm | 33.02 | 35.05 | 36.58 | 38.86 | 44.20 |