Crappy Birthday Short Sophistication
Crappy Birthday Short Sophistication
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Ever wished your clothing could respond to your mood? Say hello to the Laughter-Activated Elegance feature! These shorts are equipped with cutting-edge laugh sensors. The more you chuckle, the more sophisticated they become. Imagine attending a comedy show – with every giggle, your shorts transform into a tuxedo! Now, that's what we call fashion evolution!
Crappy Features:
🤣 Laughter-Activated Elegance
🧶 Quantum Absurdity Threads
👜 Pockets of Infinite Silliness
Product Description:
Material: 95% moisture-wicking polyester, 5% spandex
Brushed faux suede finish
White thread color
Printed-in size and care label
Skinny fit
Size Chart | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Waist width, cm | 34.30 | 36.80 | 39.40 | 42.50 | 46.40 | 50.20 |
Outseam, cm | 32.39 | 33.34 | 34.29 | 35.24 | 36.20 | 37.15 |