Crappy Birthday Play 'N Parade Pants

Get ready to unleash your inner fashion daredevil with the Crappy Birthday Play 'N Parade Pants – the pants that will have you strutting your stuff and turning heads everywhere you go! Whether you're looking to make a fashion statement or just enjoy a good laugh, these pants have got you covered – quite literally!

Crappy Features:
🕺 Wobble-Tastic Balance Enhancement
🪰 Built-In Air Circulation System (aka 'Breeze-a-Pants')
🦆 Duck March Mode for Instant Parades

Product Description:
Fabric: 90% Polyester, 10% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: High stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Length	41.3	105	41.7	106	42.1	107	42.5	108	42.9	109	43.3	110
Waist	27.6	70	28.3	72	29.1	74	29.9	76	30.7	78	31.5	80
Hip	37.0	94	38.6	98	40.2	102	41.7	106	43.3	110	44.9	114