Crappy Birthday II Women's Long Sleeve V-neck Shirt

This long-sleeve V-neck brings a wink and a wag to low-key celebrations. A laid-back dog strums a guitar across the front, paired with cheeky "Crappy Birthday" text that leans into humor rather than polish. The lightweight, stretchy fabric drapes easily — great for relaxed parties, backyard barbecues, or nights spent laughing with friends. It sits comfortably under a jacket or on its own, keeping the mood casual and irreverent. For anyone who prefers humor over fuss, this shirt turns a simple birthday into a story worth retelling.

Product features
- Super-soft knit: 95% polyester / 5% spandex for lightweight stretch and comfort
- Durable construction with double-needle stitching on sleeves, neck, and hem
- Lightweight fabric (5.6 oz/yd²) that layers well without bulk
- Printed size and care label for itch-free comfort
- Assembled in the USA using globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)

Size Guide	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Chest width, cm	39.40 - 41.90	43.20 - 44.50	45.70 - 47.00	49.50 - 52.10	53.30 - 54.60	57.20 - 58.40	59.70 - 62.20	66.00 - 68.60
Waist width, cm	30.50 - 31.80	33.00 - 34.30	36.80 - 38.10	39.40 - 40.60	43.20 - 44.50	47.00 - 48.30	52.10 - 54.60	55.90 - 59.70
Length, cm	64.50	66.00	68.10	69.90	71.40	73.20	74.40	75.40
Sleeve length, cm	62.00	62.20	63.00	64.00	64.30	64.80	64.80	65.80