Crappy Birthday II Basketball Shorts

These lightweight basketball shorts put a goofy twist on gym day with a scruffy dog strumming a guitar and tongue-in-cheek “Crappy Birthday” lettering. They feel airy and fast-drying on hot courts, so you can run, jump, and laugh without distraction. The elastic waistband with an internal drawstring keeps the fit secure while the moisture-wicking polyester pulls sweat away during sprints and pick-up games. No pockets keep the lines clean and the silhouette streamlined. Wear them to loud backyard birthday games, casual hoop sessions with friends, or as a playful layer for low-key summer hangs — they bring a little humor and irreverence whenever you want to keep things light.

Product features
- 100% moisture-wicking polyester for quick-dry performance
- Extra light fabric (4 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Elastic waistband with internal drawstring for an adjustable fit
- Size and care information printed on inside waistband for convenience
- Seam thread color matched to the design; assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

Size Guide	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Waist width, cm	30.40 - 34.20	35.50 - 39.30	40.60 - 43.10	44.40 - 48.20	49.50 - 53.30	54.60 - 58.40
Hips width, cm	40.00 - 43.10	44.40 - 48.20	48.20 - 52.00	52.00 - 55.80	55.80 - 59.60	59.60 - 63.50
Length, cm	58.90	60.30	61.60	62.90	64.10	64.10
Inseam length, cm	20.90	20.70	20.80	20.60	20.50	20.50