Crappy Birthday Hipster Fanny Pack

Introducing the Crappy Birthday Hipster Fanny Pack - because normal waist bags are just too mainstream. Say goodbye to conventional fashion, because we've taken the hipster game to a whole new level of ironic chicness. Our fanny pack embraces the essence of befuddling sophistication, making you the center of attention at every underground artisanal coffee shop and vegan food truck.

Crappy Features:
🕶️ Ironic Invisibility: Blend into the mainstream while paradoxically standing out.
🍵 Eco-Unfriendly Faux Vegan Leather: Because genuine leather is too passé.
📻 Vintage Non-Radio Pocket:

Product Description:
100% Polyester
One size (size tolerance +/- 0.5" (1.3 cm))
One-sided print
Black lining with inside divider