Crappy Birthday Hand Pamper

Tired of dealing with bathroom mishaps that make you say, "Oh crap!"? Well, fear no more! Our Crappy Birthday Hand Pamper is here to save the day (and your dignity) with its hilariously awesome features:

Crappy Features:
💨 Fart Absorption Technology
💪 Super Absorbency
🌟 Infinite Softness and Durability

Product Description:
Soft to the touch
One size (16″ × 28″) (40.64cm × 71.12cm)
Print on one side