Crappy Birthday Crap Car Mats (Set of 4)

Revamp your ride with our Crappy Birthday Crap Car Mats (Set of 4), the ultimate sidekick for your automobile. Crafted from 100% polyester magic, these mats are tougher than a rhino's hide, and they dry faster than you can say 'road trip.' Cleaning them is easier than stealing candy from a baby, and they stay put better than your grandma's secret apple pie recipe.

Crappy Features:
🚗 Built to Outlast the Apocalypse
💧 Cleaning So Easy, Even Your Pet Rock Can Do It
🚦 Grip That'll Make Spider-Man Jealous
🎨 Designs So Dazzling, Your Car Might Just Start Strutting

Product Description:
Polyester needle-punch surface
White base and black trim
Non-slip rubber backing
Set includes two front and two rear mats

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