Crappy Birthday Cocoon

Imagine sinking into a cloud of squishy, marshmallowy goodness that cradles you like a loving embrace. The Crappy Birthday Cocoon is engineered with top-secret fluff technology that's so comfy, you'll forget all about your crappy day. It's like a giant marshmallow hugging you after a long day of dodging life's little landmines.

Crappy Features:
🌟 Poo-pendous Comfort
🕵️‍♂️ Stink-Proof Shield
🧻 In-Built Toilet Roll Dispenser

Product Description:
One size: 70.5″ x 52″ (179.07cm x 132.08cm)
Cream-colored sherpa fleece hood
Blank product sourced from China
NB! White parts of the design remain unprinted which shows the base colour of the textile
NB! Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 3"