Crappy Birthday Chest Bag

Are you tired of lugging around heavy backpacks full of stuff you don't actually need? Say goodbye to those days, because we've got the solution you never knew you needed. The Premium Crap Chest Bag is here to revolutionize your carry game!

Crappy Features:
🕺 Houdini-Inspired Space Wizardry
🌈 Mood-Boosting Mystery Pocket
🌋 Adventure-Ready Lava Lamp Insulation

Product Details:
Fabric: 100% Polyester
Fabric Stretch: Non-stretch
Care Instructions: Regular handwash; Do not bleach; Air dry