Crappy Birthday Basketball Shorts

These basketball shorts carry a loud, mischievous energy—perfect for someone who likes their athletic wear to make people smile. The bold red-and-orange lion mane splashes across the shorts like a burst of flame, while the cheeky “Crappy Birthday” text adds irreverent humor. Lightweight, breathable fabric keeps you moving easily, and the soft elastic waistband with drawstring lets you adjust the fit without fuss. Wear them to a pickup game, a backyard barbecue, or a birthday party where the guest of honor has a wicked sense of humor. They look like athletic gear, but they act like a statement piece—fun, loud, and unapologetically playful.

Product features
- 100% moisture-wicking polyester for quick-dry performance
- Extra-light 4 oz/yd² fabric for breathable comfort
- Elastic waistband with internal drawstring for adjustable fit
- No pockets to maintain a sleek, all-over print look
- Size and care label printed inside waistband; assembled in the USA

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

Size Guide	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Waist width, cm	30.40 - 34.20	35.50 - 39.30	40.60 - 43.10	44.40 - 48.20	49.50 - 53.30	54.60 - 58.40
Hips width, cm	40.00 - 43.10	44.40 - 48.20	48.20 - 52.00	52.00 - 55.80	55.80 - 59.60	59.60 - 63.50
Length, cm	58.90	60.30	61.60	62.90	64.10	64.10
Inseam length, cm	20.90	20.70	20.80	20.60	20.50	20.50