Crappy Birthday Arm Hug with a Shrug

Elevate your style to a whole new level of "What on Earth?!" with the Crappy Birthday Arm Hug with a Shrug. This isn't just any garment; it's a statement piece that screams "I'm hilarious, and my fashion sense is, well... unique!" Wear it with pride, and watch as people try to figure out if you're starting a trend or just lost a bet.

Crappy Features:
💪 Armpit-to-Air Ventilation Holes
🦢 Gracefully Clunky Shoulder Ruffles
🤷‍♀️ Indecisive Hem Lengths – Because Why Commit?

Product Description:
Fabric: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: High stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
in/cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm	inch	cm
Chest	28.9	73.5	30.5	77.5	32.5	82.5	34.4	87.5	36.4	92.5	38.4	97.5	40.4	102.5
Length	13.8	34.96	14.0	35.5	14.3	36.34	14.6	37.18	15.0	38.02	15.3	38.86	15.6	39.7
Shoulder	14.4	36.5	14.8	37.5	15.2	38.7	15.7	39.9	16.2	41.1	16.7	42.3	17.1	43.5
Sleeve length	22.6	57.5	23.0	58.5	23.6	60	24.2	61.5	24.8	63	25.4	64.5	26.0	66