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A Piece Of Crap Whoopee Kiddo Pajama Pants
A Piece Of Crap Whoopee Kiddo Pajama Pants
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Ever wish you could sneak in a quick power nap and leave a lasting impression? Well, now you can! Our A Piece Of Crap Whoopee Kiddo Pajama Pants come equipped with a built-in whoopee cushion right on the seat. Just plop down, and you'll be the master of the stealthy sleep-and-fart combo. Your secret weapon for office meetings, family gatherings, or that awkward first date. Get ready to leave 'em all in stitches... or should we say, gasping for air?
Crappy Features:
🚶 Moonwalk-Ready
☁️ Whoopee Cushion Power Nap Mode
📡 Infrared Wi-Fi Toast Detector
Product Description:
Light fabric (5.6 oz/yd² (190 g/m²))
Elastic waistband
Printed-in size and care label
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
| Size Chart | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Waist width, cm | 25.40 - 27.90 | 27.90 - 30.50 | 30.50 - 33.00 | 33.00 - 35.60 |
| Hip width, cm | 34.30 | 36.80 | 39.40 | 41.90 |
| Outseam length, cm | 66.50 | 81.30 | 91.90 | 99.60 |
