A Piece Of Crap Simple Swoon Swing

Prepare to sway, stumble, and swoon as you embrace the utterly unforgettable A Piece Of Crap Simple Swoon Swing. Experience an outfit that promises more than just glances – you're in for some giggles too. Be the sensation of every gathering, even if it's just because everyone's wondering... "What on Earth?!"

Crappy Features:
🌀 Vertigo-Inducing Patterns
🦢 Awkward Flap-Fly Hemline
🎨 Mismatched Color Collision Technology

Fabric: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: High stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.