A Piece Of Crap Pull 'N Prance Pants

Strut your stuff and embrace the absurd with the A Piece Of Crap Pull 'N Prance Pants. Whether you're looking to steal the spotlight or just want some pants that scream "Why?", these are the joggers for you. Warning: side effects may include uncontrollable giggling from onlookers and frequent double-takes.

Crappy Features:
🍑 Embrace the Breeze Booty Ventilation
🎈 Inflate-A-Leg Technology for Puffed Up Pride
👖 Random Pocket Placement – Finders Keepers!

Fabric: 100% Polyester

Fabric Weight: 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: Slight stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.

Size Chart	S		M		L		XL		2XL		3XL		4XL
cm	cm		cm		cm		cm		cm		cm		cm
Length	99.00		100.00		101.50		103.00		104.50		106.00		107.50
Waist	68-106		72-110		78-116		84-122		90-128		96-134		102-140
Hip	108.00		112.00		118.00		124.00		130.00		136.00		142.00