A Piece Of Crap Play 'N Parade Pants

Get ready to unleash your inner fashion daredevil with the A Piece Of Crap Play 'N Parade Pants – the pants that will have you strutting your stuff and turning heads everywhere you go! Whether you're looking to make a fashion statement or just enjoy a good laugh, these pants have got you covered – quite literally!

Crappy Features:
🕺 Wobble-Tastic Balance Enhancement
🪰 Built-In Air Circulation System (aka 'Breeze-a-Pants')
🦆 Duck March Mode for Instant Parades

Product Description:
Fabric: 90% Polyester, 10% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: High stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.