A Piece Of Crap Loop Tie Side Bikini
A Piece Of Crap Loop Tie Side Bikini
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$39.49 USD
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Ever wondered what makes our bikini so premium? It's the cutting-edge Crap Loop Technology! We've taken the finest, most luxurious crap loops (trust us, they're a thing) and woven them into the fabric. These loops not only add an extra layer of comfort but also provide hours of entertainment as you try to figure out what the heck they're for! Swim in style while pondering life's greatest mysteries.
Crappy Features:
➰ Crap Loop Technology
⚙️ Adjustable Non-Adjustability
💪 Extra Absorbent Design
Product Description:
Material: 82% microfiber polyester, 18% spandex
Medium fabric (7.5 oz /yd² (250 g/m²))
Adjustable elastic straps
Seam thread color automatically matched to design (black or white)
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Size Chart | XS | S | M | L | XL |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Waist width, cm | 32.39 | 34.93 | 37.46 | 40.01 | 42.55 |
Hips width, cm | 46.36 | 48.90 | 51.44 | 53.98 | 56.52 |
Strap length, cm | 55.88 | 55.88 | 55.88 | 55.88 | 55.88 |