A Piece of Crap II Stainless Steel Water Bottle, Handle Lid

Tired of plain old water that tastes like... well, water? Say hello to the Crap QuenchMaster's patented Cyclone Technology, capable of transforming your boring H2O into a whirlwind of flavor! With a simple twist of the nozzle, you can choose from exotic options like "Goblin Goo," "Unicorn Tears," or "Mystery Elixir" – and trust us, you won't find these in your average grocery store. Your taste buds will go on a wild adventure, and your friends will wonder if you've become a water wizard!

Crappy Features:
🌪️ "Water You Thinking?" Cyclone Technology
🤖 Hydrate and Hilarate AI Assistant
🥤 Crazy Straw 2.0 Sipper

Product Description:
Twist-on lid
Double-wall stainless steel construction
Available in three sizes: 12oz (0.35 l), 18oz (0.53 l) and 32oz (0.95l)