A Piece of Crap II Hand Towel

Tired of dealing with bathroom mishaps that make you say, "Oh crap!"? Well, fear no more! Our A Piece of Crap II Hand Towel is here to save the day (and your dignity) with its hilariously awesome features:

Crappy Features:
💨 Fart Absorption Technology
💪 Super Absorbency
🌟 Infinite Softness and Durability

Product Description:
Soft to the touch
One size (16″ × 28″) (40.64cm × 71.12cm)
Print on one side