A Piece Of Crap Chin-Chillin' Charm

Prepare for a wave of perplexed glances and unstoppable giggles as you flaunt the A Piece Of Crap Chin-Chillin' Charm. When regular fashion feels too mainstream, and you're itching (literally) to stand out, this is your go-to gear. Why be a page in the fashion book when you can be the unexpected bookmark?

Crappy Features:
🍦 Meltdown-in-the-Sun Adhesive (because who doesn’t love a sticky chin?)
🦙 Mysteriously Sourced Llama Fur Lining
🎨 "Oops-I-Spilled" Accidental Art Designs

Fabric: 95% Polyester, 5% Spandex

Fabric Weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Moderate

Fabric Stretch: High stretch

Care Instructions:
Regular handwash; Machine wash (max 40℃ or 105F); Do not bleach; Iron on a low heat; Regular dry cleaning; Tumble dry.